The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to misspell

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to walk through air.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!