The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to digest corn.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!