The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!