- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to understand irony.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

the power to get in the van

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!