The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power think five times slower.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to misspell

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to not do it.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!