The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to change people socks on command

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!