The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The Power to Power

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

the power to catch em' all

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to lick your elbow.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!