The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!