- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to swallow instead of spit

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to die on command.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to not care.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to plank

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

Pointless Super Powers