- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to control dairy products

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

Power to instantly turn drunk

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to read this.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers