The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to die

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be a common person

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to die.

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The power to poo.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!