The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to get arrested

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to not be funny

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The power to be a common person

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to see the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!