The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to like this power

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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lol

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All of aquaman's powers.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!