power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to waste money

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!