the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to not care.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!