- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to swallow instead of spit

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to die on command.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to not care.

Pointless Super Powers