- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to control dairy products

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability to eat the red ones last

the ability to fart out of your nose

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to climb up fallen trees

Power to give birth through your penis.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to not be funny

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years