- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

Pointless Super Powers