The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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power to age faster

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!