The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to sit

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to create another human

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the ability to look into your brain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!