The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to read your own mind

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!