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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!