The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to know where the beef is

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!