The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to eat bread

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to live.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!