The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to get in the van

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!