- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to bread toast!

The power of learning

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to like this post

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The ability to change your weight

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Pointless Super Powers