The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to breath at will.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to create powers

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!