- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

Having the power to stand still

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to start time.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to self destruct

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to eat ass.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

Pointless Super Powers