The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to think salmon.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to like any show

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!