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The power drown in water

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to write only the letter R

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!