The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to have a power

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to part hair.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!