The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to plank

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!