- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to plank

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to look at someone and die.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

Pointless Super Powers