The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to read this sentence

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to do nothing

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Acid tears.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to be missed when present.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!