- Pointless Super Powers

The power to plank

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The ability to not slip on banana peels

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to fart tear gas

the power to beathe

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!