- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to turn into a tree

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

Pointless Super Powers