The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!