- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

To be able to summon old people

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to start time.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to not be color blind.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The ability to not have a super power.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power of being yourself

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

Pointless Super Powers