The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to die

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!