- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to swallow instead of spit

the power to fly while under water

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to make coma patients bark.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to have a power

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to part hair.

i love to make shit brix

32% Levitation.

Nope. Just nope.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be powerless

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to freeze ice

The power to bypass capcha codes

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

Pointless Super Powers