The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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he power to make mistakes

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!