The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to have a power

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to pee while standing up

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to become black!

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!