- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to see the past.

Nope. Just nope.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the ability to look into your brain

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to be blind

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers