- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to have a power

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to part hair.

i love to make shit brix

the ability to look into your brain

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers