the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!