The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to think of food

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!