The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to beathe

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!