The power to walk through air.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!