The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the powre to spel

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!