The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!