The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to push "pull" doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!