The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to always know the exact time.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to start time.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!