- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through air

The power to divide by zero

The power to never get drunk

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to get hurt without a break.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to pee poop

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

to die when you are happy

Liam Brudenell

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to fart the alphebet

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

Pointless Super Powers