The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of being pointless

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!