The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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To pee standing up.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Acid pee

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The power to create powers

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!