The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!