The power to see air

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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to make your bowel work backwards

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to die when you are happy

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!