The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to not finish your

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!