The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to close your nose

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the powre to spel

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!