The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get in the van

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to sit

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!