the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to read captchas

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!