The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to beathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!