The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to speak only one language

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to fly while under water

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to see through insects.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!